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Fiona Donovan

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Posted on November 12, 2013 at 7:05 PM
Hi there, I know its been a while but I'm back into writing mode again, working feverishly on the second book.
 
Anyway, to keep you going for a while, have you heard of PARAPROSDOKIANS? Neither had I. Apparently Winston Churchill loved them.
It is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentenc or phrase is suprising or unexpected. Here are a fw to tickle your fancy;
 
Where there is a will, I want to be in it.
 
 
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
 
 
They begi the evening news with "Good Evening", the proceed to tell you hy it isn't.
 
 
I thought that I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted pay checks.
 
 
In filling out an appliction, where it says,'In case of emergency, notify' I put DOCTOR.
 
 
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
 
 
Going to church doesn't makeyou any more of a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car.
 
 
Where there's a will, there ae relatives.
 
 
Hope you enjoyed a chuckle. Ta Ta for now.

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